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Seal of the Gazetteer Bureau of Tourism & Exploration
Bureau of Tourism & Exploration · Est. 1954 (fictional)

The American national parks

Four national parks, surveyed and gazetted by the Bureau. 4 destinations in this series. Every badge is drawn in flat colour, four inks at most, and carries the seal of the Bureau.

Glacier  badge issued by the Gazetteer Bureau
Glacier
Continental Divide
Yellowstone  badge issued by the Gazetteer Bureau
Yellowstone
Geyser Basin
Yosemite  badge issued by the Gazetteer Bureau
Yosemite
Sequoia Grove
Zion  badge issued by the Gazetteer Bureau
Zion
Sandstone Canyon

Glacier · Continental Divide
Twenty-five active glaciers remained in 2010, against about a hundred and fifty in 1850. The park keeps its name. The Bureau has entered the matter under nomenclature, pending review. The reserve holds more than 130 named lakes over more than a million acres, a count the Bureau expects to remain stable. The mountain goat is the official emblem of the park and appears on the badge in that capacity, not as an illustration. It stands on the Continental Divide, which crosses the park and decides, to the drop, which ocean the water reaches.

Yellowstone · Geyser Basin
Established in 1872, and generally held to be the first national park anywhere. The register lists 1283 geysers known to have erupted, of which some 465 are active in a given year. The Bureau finds the discrepancy unremarkable and has stopped counting. The reserve extends over 8983 square kilometres, or 3468 square miles, laid across the roof of a dormant caldera. Ground temperatures vary. The Bureau holds this to be a property of the site rather than a fault in it, and has amended no maps. The bison on the badge is drawn at a distance, which the Bureau recommends maintaining.

Yosemite · Sequoia Grove
Set aside by an act of 1864, twenty-six years before it became a national park in 1890. The Bureau notes that the land was protected first and classified afterwards, and considers this the correct order. The act was signed by Lincoln, in the middle of a civil war, which the register records without comment. The park now covers 3070 square kilometres, or 1187 square miles, across four counties. The sequoia on the badge is drawn larger than the bear beneath it; the Bureau has checked the proportion and found no error.

Zion · Sandstone Canyon
Protected from 1909 under the name Mukuntuweap, and raised to a national park ten years later. The canyon runs some 800 metres deep. The Bureau regrets the change of name and has retained the older one in its own files. The highest ground stands at 2660 metres, on Horse Ranch Mountain, against 1117 metres at Coalpits Wash: fifteen hundred metres of difference, which the register notes and the walker discovers. The bighorn on the badge is drawn on the sandstone rather than beneath it, as is its habit.

What the Bureau has verified

Every figure printed on these badges is sourced, and the source is kept.

Destination Recorded Sources
Glacier 11 May 1910 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier_National_Park_(U.S.) consulted 01/09/2026
Glacier 25 active glaciers in 2010 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier_National_Park_(U.S.) consulted 01/09/2026
Glacier the mountain goat is the official symbol of the park en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier_National_Park_(U.S.) consulted 01/09/2026
Glacier 130 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier_National_Park_(U.S.) consulted 25/09/2026
Yellowstone 1872 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Yellowstone 1283 geysers recorded in eruption en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Yellowstone 8983 km2 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park consulted 25/09/2026
Yosemite 1 October 1890 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yosemite_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Yosemite 1864 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yosemite_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Yosemite 3070 km2 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yosemite_National_Park consulted 25/09/2026
Zion 19 November 1919 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Zion 800 m deep en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion_National_Park consulted 01/09/2026
Zion 2660 m en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion_National_Park consulted 25/09/2026

The whole register